Maggie snores.
Wednesday, January 24, 2001 @ 05.42 CST
My beautiful dog Maggie has three nighttime problems:
- She likes to sneak up onto the bed in the middle of the night.
- She likes to snuggle right next to someone.
- She tends to snore.
These three combined this morning, and I woke to the sensation of a boxer snout pressed up against my neck, snoring with the power and zeal of a chainsaw.
So I'm up early.
