"Front Page Headlines"
Wednesday, November 06, 2002 @ 14.18 CST

Have a look at this my.yahoo.com screenshot and see if you can detect the Front Page Headline that seems completely unimportant and thoroughly out of place among the others:

my.yahoo.com screenshot

I don't care if Winona Ryder stole the entire store. Why should anyone care about this?

It's like reading The Onion, except instead of being funny, it's stupid.

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