Man, it's lame...

...to have such a plain looking website!

My site doesn't have many graphics because:

• It doesn't need them.
• I like how it loads fast without them.
• I'm not a graphic designer.

Besides, it's all clean lookin'. I like that.

...to have named your site semanticnoise.com!

Maybe you don't know why it's called that.

But if you know why, and still think it's lame, maybe semanticnoiseisalamenameforawebsite.com is still available for your use. Make a site; I'll be happy to visit.

...to have pages about your dogs!

A lot of web snobs think personal web sites with pictures of pets are totally worthless and ought to be removed from Their Internet.

My dogs rock, so up yours.

Plus, it's a personal web site. As in person. As in me. And me, I likes my dogs.

...that you have pages which stop working while you're developing them!

Well, I'm not cnn.com, and my staff and budget are considerably less than your average big-shot web site.

So bear with me, I'm probably making something cool.

...to have a page about things being lame!

You're probably right.

Think of it as the FAQ for whiny people.

For the non-whiny, just ask why?