Monthly Archives: June 2010

Apple Store: “Unngh”

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This is what Apple gets for releasing a sweet new Mac mini on iPhone 4 Pre-Order Day.  The throngs are clogging up the tubes and the iProducts are not moving.

Can’t pre-order an iPhone 4 from the Apple Store, AT&T, or on the new Apple Store iOS App. The dorks (like me) are awake, and they are hungry for Meat.  I suspect the conference bridge, already hopping overnight, is about to turn seriously Thunderdome ugly.

A First World Problem of the highest order.

Nite Rida Burglarized!

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Saturday night, someone(s) went on a spree down my street and apparently tried opening every unlocked car door. My neighbor has one less GPS and my fresh ride now has a hole in the dash where the stereo used to be.

A few notes for the jackass perpetrator of this heinous deed:

  1. The stereo you stole is an Aiwa CDC-MP3, from probably early 2000. It reads and displays ID3v1 tags from MP3 files on discs, but doesn’t read the far superior ID3v2 tags. HAHA THE JOKE’S ON YOU, PUNK!
  2. I had a $10 Malco gift card I won at work sitting right under the stereo. You could’ve gone to the movies for free. Be more thorough, take pride in your work.
  3. The cruelest part: That stereo contained my Failsafe Emergency CD: “Al Green – Greatest Hits.” Reverend Green may pray for your soul, but I will never forgive this. Burn.

I usually lock my doors, but it only takes once.